infomercial incompetence is my only source of joy
(Source: bitchface-loves-you, via ipreferthemgay)
Like you can boss me around in sexual situations but you better not try to tell me what to do in regular life
(Source: hiptoyourjive, via lunarra)
- When you say: Can't you take a joke?
- I hear: I want you to submit to being bullied for my entertainment and convenience.
(via lovelybluepony)
(Source: jacktheheart)
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
(via ipreferthemgay)
I need someone to be nice to me because I cannot be nice to myself.
“women are weaklings!”
i’m strong enough to carry
your corpse to the woods
this haiku is my favorite haiku
(via fridayfelts)
(via brumality)
